top jungkook

top kook, bottom tae :)

friend: who is top and who is bottom?
me: obviously top jungkook and bottom taehyung.

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oral top

someone who only enjoys recieving cunnilingus/fellatio, not giving it

"jesse is a total oral top, he never reciprocates"

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top 8

Where you can put your 'top 8' favorite myspace friends that will show up on your Myspace profile.

How come I'm not on ur top 8 huh??

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Muffin Top

Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.

Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!

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Topping yourself

It means killing yourself.
Suicide.

Sara: Ah Jen i'm so depressed!
Jen: Please dont go Topping yourself Sara D:
Sara: Im considering it
Jen: We all love you, this isnt right -cries-

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Pen top

A sex position in which a man positions his body on a couch in a perpendicular fashion. With his head on the floor, and his legs lying on the the upright part of the couch. The women then subsequently sits on top of his crotch area, so as to have one leg on the side of the man, and the other hanging off the back of the couch (or standing). Thus she fits on the man like the top of pen!

My girlfriend and I did the pen top last night. It was awesome

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tube top

a strapless, cylindrical top.

Look at that ho in the tube top... is that Erich's mom?

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