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I had to get nraas mods for my sims 3 game. The game runs like crap vanilla.
people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
Vanilla is the best thing ever
person who has vanilla sex, typically involves sex which does not include elements of BDSM, kink, or fetishism.
"i like vanilla sex more, its just more romantic."
Plan boring sex with no kinks
Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.
Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.