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Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)
David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me
An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.
A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"
When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"
Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"
The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.