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Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
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To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.
Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!
When a girl is being a total bitch for no reason because she has sand in her vagina.
"So how was your first date last night?" "Man it was bad, she had a serious case of beach box syndrome."
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An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.
It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.
Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.
Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.
The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.
Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.
Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand
Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way
A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate
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Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."
a phrase coined in Toronto, Ontario used to express one's thought that something is cool, or interesting
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