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Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.
I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.
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When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
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The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.
Joe sent me photos of your cooking as his own. Such breakfast plagairism!
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Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.
Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.
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Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.
Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.
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is when fat girls or rarly males have large indents in their fatty legs and/or ass, they are called this because you are able to pore milk and cereal into them for breakfast
'what did you have for breakfast this morning?'
'i had cereal from a chick's breakfast dimples'
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When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.
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