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A man trying to have sex with an R.N.
Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.
the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".
The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".
Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!
Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
When someone is so filled with mighty hatred to acknowledge the beauty in anything.
Her Padma Bridge Trolling Syndrome keeps her away from enjoying the nice things she deserves.
man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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The school is filled with fuck ups, fags and disappointments. The girls are mid, and huge hoes. The boys are gay as hell and get no bitches, maybe because they have all had the same dumb haircut since 6th grade. The boys like boys and girls like girls. There is more drama In the school than a season of The Bachelorette. They all talk shit but don’t back it up.
Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school
Chad-“bro I’m gay”
Brad-“no shit you go to Malcom”
A school full of fucks ups , fags and disappointments. the girls are mid and are all hoes The boys have all had the same gay haircut since 5th grade and get no bitches too. At Malcom, boys like boys and girls like girls.
Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school
Chad-“ bro I’m gay”
Brad-“ no shit, you go to Malcolm”
When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse