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For those who think British people are not a race need to look up some facts here is the proof they are a race
Jackson321 knows that British people are a race of there own
The worst place to study or work at. Synonym of a shit hole.
A: Hey where's your new job at?
B: British school of Tirana
A: Shit was the morgue not hiring?
A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.
Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.
Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
Alex the british girl is lame.
when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
The act of making brutal love to a person with red hair so incredibly aggressively that their hair turns white
“Did you root that ranga from the club last night”
“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye”
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The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.