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/'kabij paCH/
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1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.
I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.
To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.
Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!
When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.
Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something
A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach
That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims