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He likes alistair and he liked ivan he has the worlds biggest thigh gap and he has made out with a girl in 3rd grade
Carlos: they started dating and that = they'll hook up
Alistair:I think I'm gay
The Carlo is a rare breed of Mexican who is a totally radical guy who has way too much time on his hands.The nerdiest and most tubular person you'll meet. Usually very good at art. totally handsome. He knows how to do stuff and holds the door frequently. A wild Carlo has the darkest eyes and usually an amazing chef. His personality is above rad they usually say wowsers.
A unproblematic silly lil guy, dare I say he's even a tad wacky?
That Carlo is such a silly character
Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
too good at everything and pissis his pants
look its him! carlos i love you! can you sign my autograph!
Carlos be the kinda girl to crave mommys milk ya know, yearn for a little
sippy wippy, a slurpy wurpy even <3
Man he crave the motherly nectar he must be a carlos
A boy who is cool and wears drip(white air forces and jacket). Says the n word in front of his black friends(don't care). Loves Physical Education.He's usually tall but may not be in shape. Usually does not like being in relationships alot. Makes racist jokes just for fun.
Carlos: Says n word.
Ameer: *Laughs*
White girl: YOURE RACIST