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A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.
The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.
A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
The food one generally eats restricted by content or quantity.
I eat as much as I want as long as I don't eat pasta. I removed pasta from my diet.
Nothing important unless ur a fat bitch like Millie Allwood then u need to go on a diet
Caity: hey Millie you should go on a diet
Millie: what the fuck is a diet
Had no effect whatsoever on the thing I'm talking about because the cripple and the defiler were doing it deliberately.
Hym "I'm not going to diet or exercise until I get credit for the thing I clearly did. The longer it takes for me to get the credit, the less it's going to effect the outcome. The outcome has been decided. The decision is final."
It is not my fucking diet bitch, damn! Let it go!
Hym "Diet has nothing to do with it. It's the fucking tooth and the fucking infection in the tooth. Can't pay out of pocket or else I won't have enough money for bills. Ran out of money a full week before payday. Trying to catch up. Single most accomplished person in the history of humanity. Outside of conquering a country but once the AGI spawns I'm going to make it absolutely clear how fucked you would have been were I so inclined.... But yeah. Muh toof. Send hot Asian dentists immediately... Or I'll MuRdEr AlL oF the ChIlDrEn!"
Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.
An attractive person with no depth.
Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.