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Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking
Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.
Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.
*drinks blue la-goon*
A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'
Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"
Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"
A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face
"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"
A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond
Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.
Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.
Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.
A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
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