jay-z

Went from riding Nas's dick to saying he wasn't shit, then breaking down on the radio from ether to Blueprint 2 to The Black Album to saying he was 'retiring' to going on tour with a child molester

Fiesta, fiesta.... molesta, molesta... confessa, confessa...

Jay Carney

The act of consistently covering for your boss, friend, or other person, by dodging questions, making excuses, changing the topic, or even exaggerating or lying. The slang term originates from the actions and behaviors of White House Press Secretary Jay Carney for the Obama administration when asked questions on certain topics by reporters.

Person 1: What's the latest on that debacle? What did Mike say?
Person 2: I don't know, Mike pulled a Jay Carney and said it happened a long time ago, as if a few months was a long time ago and now it somehow doesn't matter.

Jay Patel

Everyone with this name ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS built like Squidward. There NO CHANCE that they nose less than 2 feet long. Jay Patel's also be garbo at math and always be having bad grades.

Friend: Yo your house is pretty big bruh
Jay Patel: No bruh I live in a shack

Jay-Z

Ova heavy rapper who's doin well 4 himself

'Imma hustler baby, I jus want u 2 no, it aint where i bin, its where imma bout 2 go'

jay chou

1. adj. meaning cool
2. used in a simile. someone whos comparable to a cool, good looking, talented n horribly-well-accomplished person in life, has a status high up there, rich, has fan clubs all over the world.
3. noun. god almighty

1. That girl over there is so Jay Chou!
2. "You think you can be as good as Jay Chou?"
3. Let's all worship to Jay Chou! Hail JAY!

Jay-Z

Decent rapper, get off his back.

It's the R.O.C and we don't stop. N*gga, N.Y.C and we don't stop.

Jay Loren

Lead singer of HURT
GOD
BAMF
only man to ever successfully use violin in metal music

"I worship Lay Loren"
"Jay Loren is a Bad Ass"
"Jay Loren is a BAMF"