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When the shitbox of a state New York flushes the toilet the excrement is sent down the pipe and straight to the taps of those in New Jersey. Drinking such contaminated water leads to rampant retardation outbreaks and arrogant attitudes common to the idiots who live in New York. New Jersey is New York's sewer. Every summer this state is flooded by retards from New York who fuck on the beach and discard their used condoms in the ocean.
When I went to the Jersey shore i got a case of herpigonnasiphylaids from the sand thanks to those New York assholes who think New Jersey is a fuck box.
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When you perform anal sex on a woman, and get your prick all crappy, then you titty bang her, wiping the scheisse between her boobs and leaving a #1 on her chest, hence, the #1 Jersey
Johnny liked Sally so much, he decided to put her first in his book.....by giving her a #1 jersey.
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I'm from jersey, and i have always lived there, until now. My family sadly has just moved outside of the country for my dads job. And it is extremly hard only being able to go back to NJ only twice a year. I love New Jersey so much, and when i talk about everyday in school, the only responces i get are, "hahahaha ur from new joisie!!!" They just dont know, they havent even been to america. There are so many ways to define new jersey so its hard to pick a definition..the people are so nice, sure bad driving (but thats wat makes it fun) no not every person in new jersey relates to someone from the tv show "jersey shore", parts can be poor, but also have the richest towns in the nation. Bruce Sprinsteen, julia childs are from NJ. We have one of the best collages in the nation.....so thats right haters, u dont know how jersey is.....so stop hatin.
example:
hater: hahahaha ur from JOISIE
jersian: no, im from New Jersey
hater: no its pronounced JOISIE
jersian: yea how do u know i have an accent
hater: cause everybody from JOISIE does
jersian:have u ever been there?
hater: ..no
jersian: right, enough said
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a toxic wastedump of a state, with the exception of Hoboken - a gentrified 'extra burrough' of NYC, birthplace of Frank Sinatra, where yuppies spawn by the 1000s.
Dayum, you from dirty jerzee?
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A girl that hails from or dresses like they are from New Jersey.
These girls usually have very orange "tans", long greasy and teased hair, long and pointy nails, very bronzed faces, overly arched eyebrows, dark, sparkly, or neon makeup, very skimpy and tight dresses, high boots or heels, lots of bling-y or flashy accessories, very large and jeweled purses, super low and tight shirts, thongs sticking out of their pants, fake boobs,and tons of glitter. These girls are usually very thin or very fat, never in- between. They are usually Italian or have a very large family and enjoy being very close to their families. Jersey Girls typically have high- end cars, very out- there personalities, jobs as hair stylists, makeup artists, or other prissy careers, and very fake- sounding or made-up names or nicknames. Jersey Girls often typically go clubbing, drink a lot and smoke regularly, stay out until the wee morning hours, are uneducated or act as if they are uneducated, hook up with strange and various men, are very bitchy and confrontational, get into and start many vicious catfights, make up odd phrases and abbreviations, take a very long time to get ready, believe they are 'hot' even if they aren't, get very drunk and often forget what happened the night before, and, generally, get along better with men.
Sassy:" Ugh, I have to go get my nails done today. The manicure I got yesterday is so nasty. I'm soo over cheetah print."
Carmella: " I'll come with. My hair needs a touchup, again. And we have to go tanning! My skin is fading from 'Cheeto Blast' to "Burnt Basketball'! I feel like a frickin' scumbag!
Sassy: "I know. I'm running out of bronzer. And someone used all my friggin' hairspray! I need some SBM, stat!"
Carmella: " Yeah! SBM- Shop, Bronze, Manicure! Oh, and did you see that girl SandMan hooked up with last night? What a whore! Like, for real. So disgusting."
Sassy: "You so got that right! I need a drink! What is it, 10 AM? Guess we're startin' late today! Where's the bar?!"
Carmella: 'Oh, don't worry, Sass! I got some beers in my bag."
Sassy: "I fricking love you, C- Cool! Let's get to the salon! We only have 14 hours to get ready before we go out! Noooo!"
Carmella: "You are such a Jersey Girl, Sassy!"
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When two transvestites exchange urin/feces via a kiss
Damn those trannys just jersey kissed right in front of a daycare center
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New York City's metaphorical landfill.
Well, okay, so it's not that bad. Newark is interesting and it has some lovely looking areas, but there just aren't enough gardens to warrant its being called "The Garden State." I mean, c'mon.
a. I like New Jersey. It's a beautiful state.
b. New Jersey is just the state where all of NYC's trash goes. I hate it.
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