Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying
Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch
A sexy beast who is smart and sexy and a more sexy!! hes sexier than u and is hot as a hot air balloon + a burning furnace.
That Matthew Fong Is HOT MAN. GOD SEXY BEAST
A rich bah humbug little shit bastard
Eww there is a rich matthew
The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them
I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love
A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.
Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.
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A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked
When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.