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national slap miles day

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.

drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"

by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021


I've got miles to run

A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do

X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run

X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run

by nadestt December 19, 2019


Fien mile

when you hit a blinker and run as fast as u can while timing it

Plug:Run a fien mile and I’ll give u 20 off this kart
Me: BETT

by shegotthatphatma March 31, 2024


miles croshaw

the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. he so genuine and makes you want to be a better person. super athletic and very hot.

i wish i was a miles croshaw.

by positivity spreader April 21, 2021


Monster Miles

Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.

EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”

“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”

by bread6696969 November 11, 2022


A DAMN 2 MILES

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

by MG masterov November 6, 2016


Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.

Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already

by Bigpapa103 December 9, 2019