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When someone is taken advantage of in a sexual manor due to the mental retardation of the victim. Usually its disabled on disabled action.
In an episode of the classic ABC show program "Life Goes On". The episode featured a conversation between Corky and another handicaped individual where the topic was what they packed for lunch. One of the retarded people said he brought peanut butter and legos. It angered the character of Corky (played by Chris Burke)so much he grabbed the fellow Downie and raped him over a cafeteria lunch table.
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Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.
Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!
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A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
smooth talks, so tricky that ur mind can't decode the true meanin behind... velvet guts...can trade a buck for a million
man, them cats is fools when it comes down to raps, i came in and scooped 2 of they honnies with my slick peanut butter guts
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In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
That man totally just peanut butter cookie his pants!
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