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Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 9, 2020


Ukrainian Riot Police

The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters

"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"

by Warcrab June 9, 2017


choch police

An amazing task force that defends this great land of the choch's that are invested everywhere

Those choch's are attacking, I look there's the choch police we're saved.

by Dibo BAGGINS January 9, 2014


Ethos policing

The idea that science doesn't work if you're motivated by the wrong ethos is ridiculous.

Hym "And how does that not devolve into ethos policing? Where you do what the religious enterprise does in holding hostage the good afterlife... except shifted down one level of abstraction. And now instead of God holding the good afterlife hostage, you have (Almost not a) Dr. Jordan Peterson and his cronies using boycotting, intellect property theft, media blacklisting, and gaslighting to withhold the good life from political dissidents. And that's the point of doing it. A mad power grab from a desperate charlatan who is CONFLATING HIS WORK with LITERALLY GOD and imposing that on the population. I'm starting think me and Candace have more in common then just wanting to fuck eachother."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024


Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 18, 2020


warehouse police

My boss likes to play police over a warehouse

I am the warehouse police

by Keybroo September 18, 2017


is that a police

Me: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Mysterious Phone Voice: 4-20, wachuu smokin'?

Is that a police?

by CBOY527 December 10, 2019