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Ring Arse

The red toilet seat shaped mark around the arse that appears after extensive shitting. Usually appears after 10 minutes of toilet time.

"that was such a long shit, I have really bad ring arse!"

by 9ringways9 January 10, 2010

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puddin' ring

a goatee beard that looks as if the wearer had just put a can of pudding to his mouth and it left a ring. usually seen on fat bald guys who work the door at strip clubs or play bass in really bad "hawdcore" bands.

look at that guys goatee it looks like a puddin' ring

by bobovdeath April 24, 2007

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Jew Ring

Jew rings are a boiled then baked dough ring. when referred to as bagels, they are usually very poor in quality. but Jew rings are top notch in texture and flavour.

Jew ring is the true translation for the Yiddish word "beygl", which is rarely acknowledged. Bagel, the English word given to represent Beygl is incorrect.

Bagels while similar, are different, usually being pronounced incorrectly, much like catsup is not the same as ketchup.

Schlomo: I'm getting hungry, hymie, what should we do?

Hymie: well its obvious,isnt it? we must go to Avi's Bakery and pick up some Jew rings!

Schlomo: well what are we waiting for??

Client1: oh jesus... he's getting antsy for his money, what do we do?

Client2: lets give him a bag of Jew rings, that should hold him off

by steve2202 November 13, 2010

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Ring of fire

The feeling a woman has during natural child birth when given no medication. This happens when the baby is about to pass out of the vagina when the head emerges. The vagina feels like it is on fire as if someone has set on fire from the stretching of the folds of skin..

When a the baby is about to emerge form the vagina the Dr or midwife will often say you are about to experience the Ring of Fire.

by Lisa1980 November 10, 2010

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vibrating ring

A ring a man puts on his shaft to pleasure a girl vaginally or a man anally.

Oh man Mary, when John put the vibrating ring on his d*ck I had an instant orgasm.

by Nosidam Ztiwobiek November 28, 2017

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Ring dinger

I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.

Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."

Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)

by Daynuh_bee March 12, 2023

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purity ring

a little silver ring that announces to the world that you take it only up the ass.

did you see her purity ring? that pooper's gotta be loose.

by milo the unkempt April 26, 2015

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