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Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.
"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"
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when a chick gets railed so hard it fucking melts her flaps and the vagina sticks together
bro I fucked that chick so hard. she has to have a real sticky pussy right about now.
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A sticky face mask is when you cum on a girl/boys face, wait until it dries, then have her/him peel it off.
The sticky face mask is really painful to peel off
An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).
Can involve a partner.
I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.
When a male cums in between a girls ass cheeks and makes makes her booty clap until she glazes her entire ass with his cum.
I pulled out and made a Mexican Sticky Buns all on her ass
When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.
OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!
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the best weed ever. made popular by snoop dogg
give me the real shit u know sticky icky icky bitch
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