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a girl who is hopelessly in love with the sun
but won't admit it
"saffron sun, love, just admit it."
When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"
Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
epic.
Damn dude!!!!! That was almost as good as "Parting The Sun"
Used in reference to an individual killing a vibe.
Karen: Omg Chad stop taking shots. You are too drunk and being irresponsible.
Chad: Why you sun screening bruh?!
It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
type of duty shifts in the early morning
you are the sun-riser tomorrow, so better report for duty before sunrise
Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw
Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!