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1.Someone who always seems to have the tool or object you need for any given situation.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.
"Howard must be a tool chicken because he just shit out a hammer when I needed it."
"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."
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The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.
Convo between 2 girls:
Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"
Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
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A person who is a tool and a douche bag.
The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag
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Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.
Dang, you are such a cocksucking tool!
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A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.
"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."
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Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.
The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs
ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)
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Tex-Mex Puerto Rican who believes strongly in Sicilianism and The use of Fila and Puma Track Suits. On good days you can hear sonny saying things like "fuggedaboutit" and "you think im funny like a fuckin clown"
He considers himself a "GOOMBA" and his favorite book is "The Goomba's GUide to LIfe" His favorite "hang" is the sons of italy and sonny's pizza in the bronx
fuck you fat shit! you wanna play wit us ok
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