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When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.
"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.
A beautiful VR game made by an awesome team that you should definitely buy if you haven’t
Yo man, you play Waltz of the Wizard?
You know it, my guy
A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.
Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.
Shit Wizards do.
Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩
My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.
In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"