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Using a zip lock baggie as a condom during sex.
On Valentine’s Day I surprised my date with a zip lock and we did some “Baggie Fuckin’”
Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.
Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring
The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
A huge bro that pounds mitt and slays brews
My boy Nick Argiros slayer of all slays, has a slay list of over 1000 broads.
Now he's the fuckin man
The act of you turning into Jesus christ gaining all knowledge of our universe while owning a pet turtle named Kyle and his gang of pimps that are soon to take over Canada which is currently under the control of a 12 year old boy named John who is autistic
Breaking news a man has just been what the fuckinized
Having sex with promiscuous women, until they become "crazy for you"
Gangsta: "We out here fuckin hoesnuts brah."
when something happens to you that is really depressing but you just gotta laugh through it all
“i just missed my bus, fuckin minttt”