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When the party/get together has potato salad with paprika.
Aladeen: Me when the function has tater salad with paprika✈️🔥🏢✈️🔥🏢
Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know
Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
when the when the
Bro, that's literally me when the, - Bro the when the me when?? Get rekt.
A universal reaction to anything. Doesn’t need a situation. For example:
*something interesting happens*
person: “omg me when”
person 2: “yes oh my god”
This word combo shows that something is supposed to be funny. You now have to laugh. It can also be used for major amounts of tomfoolery by following it with "your mom". ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.
Me when the when is actually when when when is when while when
Me when your mom
The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???