Meat Hipster

Meat hipsters used to be vegetarians (when it was trendy), then vegans (when it was trendy). Now they are meat hipsters or "sustainable" & "conscious eaters".

Meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. They take classes in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.

A school of thought brought to the masses by Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "In Defense of Food".

Wow! Check out Anne stripping the meat off those BBQ ribs!

To think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she's an unabashed meat hipster... What will it be next? Eating kosher?

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front meat

n. Breasts.

She's got some new front meat.

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meat sock

derrogetory term used for a loose girl.
i.e.-- "Fuckhole"

Poor Jenny is a real meatsock, and she thought this whole time we called her "MS" because it meant "magical stars" like in lucky charms. What a clueless, mindless beeotch she is.

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meat goblin

A woman who obsesses over cock.

Carey C. is a meat goblin!

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Meat Missile

A large penis, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.

His meat missile was no exception, as it was 10 inches long.

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meat wagon

Ambulance, slang.

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yeet that meat

Beating your meat, masturbating

Let's yeet that meat !

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