pear tree

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.

Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.

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Skinny tree

Somebody who feels fat but they are actually skinny.
SKINNNY TREE.
People who run around at modelling yelling YA SKINNY TREE.

Sarah: "Ya Skinny TREE!"
Alana: "No i'm fat!"
*Carletta walks in.*
Other Sarah: "Hey Skinny trees!"
*All walk back and flip jackets up.*
*All lol at each other*

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Tim Trees

a hardcore rapper representin B'More. Da best rapper out there and raps 10 times fasta then Twista, Luda, and Busta combined.

Jamal: Chingy fuckin sucks man
Me: Fuck yeah lets listen to Tim Trees nigga

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Tree Smacker

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

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tree hugger

Some one who washes plastic bags!

Shelly is such a tree hugger!

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Palm treeing

When a guy swings his coconuts back and forth

I'm sweating my balls off so I am palm treeing to try to get some air.

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Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

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