thats what he said

refers to what a homosexual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said

Guy 1: My ass hurts

Guy 2: Thats what he said!

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She/He begs it.

Used to describe a begfriend/wanna be.

Person A: Omg Ben added all my friends on facebook!
Person B: Oh my dayz, She/He begs it.!

Person A: Whys Becky alwas hanging around with Alice nowadays? shes got the same hair style and nose piercig aswell!

Person B: she begs it man.

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thats what he said

a variation of the "thats what she said" innuendo. only used by cringy moms and kids out of the loop.

the child in this situation is asking his mother if she could eat this rather large pizza
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me

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He Who Rules the Night

Loves Batman, sidekick to the more-well-known Dark Knight. He does not, however, wear those little green panties. And if he chooses to, we're ok with it.

HeWho, you da man!

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He-Man Ho slap

The act of digging into your ball sack with your hand, until you have frum-unda-cheese stank on your hand. You then slap someone you believe to be a Ho.

I He-Man Ho slapped that bitch last night!

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does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.

"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"

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He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

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