W. Pressley is the cutest thing on the planet. That's my baby!!!
He's the cutest thing ever.
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the process of intoxicating onself with any form of mood-altering or mind-expanding chemical.
dude, i am really bored and it's friday night. should we make things funnier?
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Man / Woman Girl / Boy
Ewwww get a fukin sex change u he she
Ewwww its an ugly man nooooo its a girl ahahahaha he she! SSHHIIMM!!!
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a phrase used to describe something illicit, sinful, or dangerous you are about to do.
Dad: What are you doing with those cigarettes?
Son: Just going outside to do the right thing.
Guy1: Why did I see you leaving the bar with my girlfriend last night?
Guy2: Don't worry dude I was just doing the right thing.
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when something's really gay. Usually addressed by a straight person.
""dude that's the gayest thing ever" -MIKE
"idgaf" -DUDE THUGGY FRESH
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Hammer, penis, your mom, knife, gun (of any kind), Harpoon, your body, cans, quarters, brass knuckles, grenades, friendly fire, and STDs.
Wow, that guy has a thing to kill people with, oh no everyone is dead!!! Why didn't I do anything, my wife and children are all dead... WHY!!!!!
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