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The man who makes all the girls cry!
He's so hot and sexy with that body!
He's so wonderful with his songs and he makes 99 of portuguese mom's get wild!
- EU vivia numa aldeia perdida na beira.- Tony carreira
When one’s significant other comes out of the closet (as preferring the opposite gender of oneself) before the information is known to both parties. Essentially, when someone is dumped by omission in a sense that they can no longer be dating someone who is attracted to the opposite gender, but were not aware of these circumstances before the it became public knowledge.
“Damn man, my girl totally Tony Sacco’d my ass! I knew she was a dyke!”
the most lovey dovey couple of all time when they meet they make everyone around them feel as if they were the 3rd wheel the way they talk laugh and giggle will honestly make u die inside from the amount of love they share when arguing, having fun, or even chilling.
seth: toni and diezel are such cutie patooties
Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.
Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!
When a great game is going on and you ruin it because you can't back a way from a moving football; worse than a Bill Buckner: someone deserving to get cut from a NFL football team: an idiot: someone adored by one team's fans and wanted to get shot by another team's; someone really stupid
Fan 1: "Wow did you see that game last night he pulled a total Tony Carter"
Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"
Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"
Tony is a short name for the drug "melatonin." Melatonin is a natural supplement that allows the user to fall asleep in a rather swift manner.
Friend 1: Bro I was so high last night
Friend 2: I know bro, I love when I Pop A Tony.