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Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.
Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.
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Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds
Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!
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A person representing Texas with a shady personality.
George W. Bush is a Texas turd.
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The event of an unmovable massive shit, usually caused from drug binging, or just having shitty digestion.
Atomic turds are known to hurt.
"Man, after I snorted that line of gack, I didn't poo for a week, what an atomic turd!"
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hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.
Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.
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The one positive thing about something that is awful in every other way.
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."
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One who frequently engages in anal sex.
"You faggot ass turd puncher you"
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