turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse

Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!

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Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austen novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, my legs are really shaky after winning that drinking game.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?

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turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

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Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

turn that shit up fam

when a literal banger starts playing and you think it HAS TO BE LISTENED FULL VOLUME

*Heartless starts playing*

me: TURN THAT SHIT UP FAMMMMM !!!!!

I would turn you in

I would report you to the police.

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !

turn that place into a doom game

Going to your place of work or a entering a social setting and causing mayhem or chaos. Similar to wreaking havoc and or causing mass destruction.Generally making it an upleasent experience for everyone involved.

My boss just informed me that my vacation was denied and that I would actually be working this weekend. Im going to turn that place into a doom game!

"Im hungry, lets go to the cafeteria and turn that place into a doom game!!

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