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A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.
That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.
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To give something or someone life means to give it or them energy, validity or significance.
"Girl, she is giving us LIFE with that outfit" or "What you just said was so shady, I will NOT give it life"
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The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".
Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!
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normal person: PLEASE I BEG YOU STOP IM GOING INSANE JUST STOP ITS NOT FUNNY ANY MORE PLE-
AMONG US SUSUSUS LOLS ISJUHQW WHE THRUDISOSIODCR RSDCKHI KJRSVHCB CJRFSD: thats preety su-
INSANE PERSON: proceds to pull out a shot gun and shoots among person non existant brain
real life normal person sadly: AMONG US JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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A nice, Korean drama, probably about a quiet schoolgirl’s high school life. It has two love interests and an annoying enemy and a brilliantly interesting plot. It’s also 18+ so I’ve never seen it lol
Friend 1: Hey Michael, you’ve seen All of Us are Dead? It’s number one on Netflix!
Friend 2: You’re darn right I did, Kira! It was so wholesome and it’s now one of my favorite shows. I’m going to recommend it to all of my family members.
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give me a fag or " hey there old chum would you be able to pass me a ciggerette. usually sed by smelly scallys hu neva went to skool
hey u crash us a fag
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Proper Noun, Derogatory name for General Petraeus, the United States military commander of the War on Terror. Commonly, liberals associate "Betray Us" with "Petraeus" because of the point that violence is not the American way.
Libertarian or Conservative: "God, I hope that General Petraeus defeats the fundamentalist Muslims of the Middle East."
Liberal or Democrat: "Ugh . . . it's General Betray Us trying to keep fighting. You know that this battle is stupid anyway."
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