Another way to say "gay" or "retarded" in a derogatory way. Gays and retards can't help that they are that way, but vegans.. Vegans go out of their way to be purposely annoying and lame. Always trying to force their veganism on everyone else.
Hypocracy is so vegan.
Discrimination is so vegan.
OMG! That's so vegan!
A gender identity that is strongly attached to vegan liberals
Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender. His pronouns are he/they/lib. Taylor swift is not vegan Lib gender
A gender that is used when a person is strongly called to veganism and liberalism
Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender.
Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.
A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.
2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
A judgemental, self righteous vegan who looks down on other vegans and tells them they arnt doing enough. It is impossible for a millitant vegan to mind their own business. They can often be found with a stick up their anus!
Oh I just had the most amazing and understanding conversation with a millitant vegan...... said no vegan EVER!
Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.