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Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!
Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!
L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To remove the chemical smells left over by cheap manufacturing processes.
"That looks like an okay blender, but be sure and wash the China out of it."
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Rinsing off the dishes and then putting them at the bottom of the clean ones.
if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.
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When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.
"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."
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To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."
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When you don't shower and only clean yourself with deodrant
That person smells he just have had a black mans wash
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To soil ones clothing, then attempt to make the stain seem recent by using an empty container of the item spilled as an accessory.
John: " U don't even have coffee in that cup do u?"
Chuck: "what?!"
John: "Yeah, ur just carrying around that cup to make it seems like u spilled that on urself today"
Chuck: "Ur good"
John: "I know all about Polish spray and wash"
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