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A stoned Tosser, somebody stupid
He's such a Toss-Weed its a wonder he can stand up
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One who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.
Guy1: Lets go get another blunt!
Guy2: Are you serious? We are already stoned! You're such a weed monger.
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When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.
Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.
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A party where everyone brings an edible ingredient, such as cheese, kabana, dips, doritos or drinks. Anything goes! Everyone then gets high and the goal is to create the best stoner meal.
Man no one remembered to bring drinks to the weed party .
Hey mate could you bring some teriyaki dipping sauce to the weed party?
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cheap weed. doesn't get u very high. sucks ass. makes ur night suck, instead of enjoying it being high.
Bob: "Yo dude, i smoked weed last night but it barely did anything."
Dude: "oh word? must've been some jipped weed."
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Mids-lowest grade, good for starters but once you start getting into good shit such as KB and Headies you dont want to go back
Kb- kind bud or very descent bud. it tends to be a very good tasting intermediate weed
Headies- best kind of bud you can get, best smelling and tasting...the highlight of your life. Tends to be very very crystalline. gets you really fucked up
Categories of Weed favorites-KB and headies...specifics include northern lights, all types of kushes, skunk, sour D, White widow, AK-47, etc. and some hybrids
yo dude I got some sick nasty headies that smells straight up like Gods vagina
weed makes sex better.....its a fact
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the sudden drop in weight and appetite
other side effects include lose of acne and more money in your pocket.
1) i went through weed withdrawls
2) im sorry man
1) naw bro its straight i got money and i lost 15 lbs.
2) you want a blunt?
1) of course
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