rare medium well done

A pun on steak because it uses all of the ways a steak can be cooked

Me:You know what I like about steak jokes?
You:What?
Me: They're a rare medium well done

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Well I ain't building no bookcase

well I ain't building no bookcase

a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious

comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"

theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...

Well I ain't building no bookcase

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Well Woop-dee-doo Basil

A response to someone who just said something you really don't care about. Comes from Austin Powers movies.

Oh my god, their making High School Musical 3!

Well Woop-dee-doo Basil! Go tell someone who's not me.

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well uh you know guy

A phrase uttered in an attempt to make an excuse pertaining to why something did or did not happen.

Most often said as filler when trying to put together the excuse or explanation.

Jimmy: Hey Lil' Ricky did you drink all my beer bitch?

Lil Ricky: Well uh you know guy... it was there and I was thristy so I put a hurtin on that shit.

Jimmy: Asshole.

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Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

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Never leave well enough alone

When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.

I never leave well enough alone

"Well, then. We sail without him!"

Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"

"Where's Sak?"
"He's still sick."
"Well, then. We sail without him!"

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