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Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
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1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.
2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
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Fortnite battle royale is a great game
Why Fortnite BR is a good game you might ask well Fortnite battle royale is a great improvement of the mechanics used in other "last man standing/ survival games" because of the ability to harvest recources anywhere and build cover or bases if you need them minus the stupid and time consuming search for armor, helmets, weapon attachments and so on you simply grab a gun and kill people.
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You are literally reading a definition of a sentence because ur bored.
you are wasting ur time so why did you look this word up
Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.
Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
This is why health class is so self-explanatory!
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Why we can't have nice things (Also known as this is the reason why we can't have nice things) is an expression used to show anger or disappointment over an object or action.
Person 1: *posts long, extremely sexual post about Children's show on internet.
Person 2: *reads over shoulder as Person 1 types post.
Person 2: This is why we can't have nice things!
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Random google search autocorrect!
Google just said, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"!
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