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W. Pressley is the cutest thing on the planet. That's my baby!!!
He's the cutest thing ever.
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the process of intoxicating onself with any form of mood-altering or mind-expanding chemical.
dude, i am really bored and it's friday night. should we make things funnier?
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Man / Woman Girl / Boy
Ewwww get a fukin sex change u he she
Ewwww its an ugly man nooooo its a girl ahahahaha he she! SSHHIIMM!!!
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a phrase used to describe something illicit, sinful, or dangerous you are about to do.
Dad: What are you doing with those cigarettes?
Son: Just going outside to do the right thing.
Guy1: Why did I see you leaving the bar with my girlfriend last night?
Guy2: Don't worry dude I was just doing the right thing.
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when something's really gay. Usually addressed by a straight person.
""dude that's the gayest thing ever" -MIKE
"idgaf" -DUDE THUGGY FRESH
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Delicious things are heavy.
Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.
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