naked in the woods

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.

Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!

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Abbey Wood

The girl of my dreams who is so nice that she never sees the bad in anyone. Basiclly, i really do love her with all my heart, and now, i just need her so badly. She's my heart and soul. And i'll love her for her entire life.

Abbey Wood, if you want to have a future where you are loved by one man, forever and ever, who will do anything for you, and who would give the world just to kiss your beautiful lips...then please come back to me...

i know you need time, but i don't know what your looking for. If you're looking for someone who will love and cherish you till the day he dies...then i'm right here...

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muskoka woods

Most executive "summer camp" ever.

it cost me $50,000 to send my kid to Muskoka Woods this summer

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Wood Glue

another term used for "Would You?" have sex with a girl

Aaron-"look at that girl over there!"

Jordan-"oh i see her"

Aaron-"wood glue?"

Jordan-"hell yea!"

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wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

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Dead wood

A weak errection due to poor health.

"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"

-peta

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drift wood

the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.

"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."

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