Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.
There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.
A blue,small creature who is a faggot and is also known to be a dumb ass
person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf
A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.
Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"
a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."
1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue
Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
Short Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck
“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”