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Woke actually is about the patience of modern, simple, self absorbed people. They have patience with not destroying the world because they know that there are people who are worse off; like suffering people. Woke is when these self absorbed people wake up and lose their patience because they will find out that these suffering people were the reason there was any patience in the first place. This will be the end of the world (it's also because of nerds who are odd, talkative, and condescending with dumb faces, and weird rockstar, girl-like bodies).

Your martyrdom has me woke and needing some privacy and relief.

If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.

by Mrrogers257 July 15, 2022

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woke

These days if you're not considered racist enough you get called "woke," which is apparently considered an insult -- at least, the racists think it's insulting. The rest of us, not so much.

He thinks minority groups have rights just like us.
He is so woke!

by Pale Tiger May 24, 2023


Woke

A word that’s been made bereft of meaning due to suckers who hate and blame progressive for their own failures in life using it to describe everything since 2012.

Person A: “That Movie’s Woke!”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”

by Colonel Kakarrot November 24, 2022


woke

Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism

According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)

Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"

Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."

by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023


Woke

A deliberately ill-defined term functioning as a catch-all grievance basket that individuals who lean to the political right use to vaguely describe the perceived ills of society. Often used as a slur to disparage their ideological opponents, and frames being intolerant of things like intolerance, as equivalent to objectively offensive intolerant behaviour.

Person 1: Late stage capitalism has exacerbated economic inequality to historic levels.

Person 2: Whatever you say “woke mob leftist”.

by illGreg June 6, 2024


Woke

Woke according to an Melaninated American (Not to be confused with a SJW)

Woke has always meant aware and having deep knowledge of how to maneuver the matrix. This is what it means if a black person calls you woke.

1. Spiritual awareness, Escaping the Matrix and taking the red pill (not to be confused with closeted white male incels) . You get a sudden understanding of what's really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth. Opening your 3rd eye.

Always skeptical, anti government agenda such as LGBT indoctrination and forced vaccines. (Example: a info wars consumer is woke)

2. Historian of the African diaspora, extremely pro black. Someone who’s well versed on tactics white supremacist have used in the past and present. Such as, Welfare, vaccines, forcing black to align with lgbt.
(Note: Woke never had anything to do with liberals or LGBT it is literally the opposite.)

Woke’ now means: anything that doesn’t support, perpetuate, and uphold white supremacy.

The government doesn’t not want us to wake up and they are banning history! #staywoke

by ReclaimWoke March 27, 2023


Woke

A far left ideology that teaches young impressionable people, that their feelings are more important than facts.

These woke people are destroying black owned businesses but claim they’re fighting racism.

by Consuelasdad April 24, 2023