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Zach is the best fucking discord mod ever
some random dibshit: hey Zach can I say "ur mom" in here
Zach: yeah you can
Zach was born to be a leader. He has nice blonde/brown hair and blue eyes. He’s always willing to help and is a very understanding individual. They tend to be gifted in math/science. He’s very intelligent and has a charming smile. Zach’s can often cause others to be jealous or upset by his nature because of his leadership skills. They have dad humor and are about average height. Zach’s can be great companions so if you meet one try and become their friend! You won’t regret it.
Person#1: ugh I really don’t understand this
Zach: don’t worry! I’m here to help!
He’s obviously hot and everyone has a crush on him. He don’t respond to text ever but he’s still the one all girls want. Oh and he’s loyal......
Girl 1: who’s that
Girl 2: that’s Zach everyone has a crush on him
There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
"What's his name?"
"His name is Zach."
Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!
Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
Zach is a badass, Zach likes to cause trouble, and Zach is very scary. He is not your average person, he destroys anything in his way and often cusses like a sailor. He is fuckin shredded, and if he isn’t then he is still scary.
Guy 1:Shit dude it’s Zach look away
Guy 2: He saw me dude I’m scared
Guy 1: Your gonna get your shit kicked in man Zach doesn’t play around