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duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 13, 2014


duck dagger

an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.

Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.

by duckdaggerdynasty January 2, 2015


duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 April 3, 2018


Donald Duck

If Joe Biden is Joe Vibin, then Donald Trump must be Donald Duck.
Donald Trump nick name is Donald Duck.

Hey did you know Donald Trump is Donald Duck.

by TFCFriendly December 12, 2022


Cho Duck

Cho duck is an idiot

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by He who must not be named or el November 25, 2019


Ducks wine

It’s water , you thirsty bitch .

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine

by Random 3 June 18, 2019


Pulling a Duck

When you sucessfully convince a person you met online to fly, at her expence, to see you for a booty call.

He is "the man", there he goes Pulling a Duck again.

by umm_mickey March 1, 2006

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