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TURKKKEEYY
I own fifty-six Turkey - dinosour plushes
The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.
Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!
When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.
Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.
When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.
That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe
When someone Won't leave you alone or stop texting you.
'He won't stop texting me he's being a lurkey turkey'
When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis
Hey can you slap the turkey with me