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"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
Code for licking salty sweetness off a pair of giant boobs.
Me and baseball mom met up for watermelon margs, on Tuesday. Code for licking salty sweetness off a pair of giant boobs.
When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
Palling street ball as a kid when i wanted to give up my turn to throw or kick off to my group of friends i'd say, " Jackpot watermelon"
Jackpot: if u catch its your turn to throw or kick the ball.
Watermelon: even if the ball touches the ground its your turn if u retrieve the ball.
Duh
Before i threw the ball i yelled "Jackpot watermelon!" Cuz i wanted to give some other kids a turn. Add up enough Points to have a turn at throwing/kicking the ball. But no one can catch today. Im jerry fucking rice bitches.
A black, also know as a African. Darker than under the bed.
Cop: freeze
Jamal: fuck you pig!
Cop: I said freeze you koolaid watermelon chicken lover! Bang bang
Other cop: another monkey down!
When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.
Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.