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The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.
I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.
The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
The act of waving as if a banana were hand your hand with a closed fist. Same as the motion of jerking a cock.
Darrick didn't care what we had to say. He just gave us the banana wave.😒
The stringy shit left on a peeled banana.
Even monkeys hate banana boogers.
When you are bored and are typing random things in to the urban dictionary
I am really bored, u know I'll type yodeling banana in to the urban dictionary
A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.
This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.
It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.
"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"
damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.