Strapped to the Bed

it is the definition of someone who either brags about sex or says they have too much sex

Joe: Dude did you go to ______'s party last night?
Jeff: Oh yeah dude I got laid like 7 times there
Joe: -awkward stare- dude you are so strapped to the bed
Jeff: huh?

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Italian Bunk Bed

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

Bed bug style

When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.

Man, last night I surprised my friends by doing it bed bug style!

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make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

bunk bed head

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it

"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"

Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

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