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one of them coloured fellas, who get paid 5c for 12 hours of work on a Sunday. can be bought for good prices as well.
Oh your a stoopid cotton picking nigga!!!
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Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.
Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've never even sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.
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What everyone tells yo to do if you have no idea what to do on a multiple choice question
Dan: Fuck this questions hard i don't know what to pick, but i de3finately know it's not c
TT: tha fuck u talkin bout, every answer on my test is c, u know how it goes: When in doubt pick c! write that shit down!
dan: but......
TT: do it nigga!
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Pick me girl is a girl who seeks attention fork boys and strives to hang out and talk with them constantly.
Don’t be a pick me girl like that girl Cooper over there.
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This sexual endeavor consists of three steps:
Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.
Frank: I'm getting tired of our normal, bland sex life.
Mary: Why don't we try Trotsky's Ice Pick?
or
Steve: Did you hear how Trotsky died? He was Ice Picked to death.
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Pick your body up mean to sit up straight
Sean pick your body up from the desk and read the room
Pick Up Line Day, due to the date being October 10th, means that today’s date is 10/10.
“Today’s Pick Up Line Day.”
“Why is today Pick Up Line Day?”
“Are you today’s date? Because you’re 10/10.”
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