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a girl who always has a lad on the go
sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"
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When a female partner initiates this behavior, her male companion, donned in rollerskates, places his palms together on top of his head mimicking a shark's fin. He rapidly skates toward her, penetrating her in the rear.
If that girl bends over one more time, I'm gonna ground shark that booty so hard she'll cough up her breakfast.
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To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.
The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!
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A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".
Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!
Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!
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A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
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A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :
Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.
Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.
Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
When someone decides to eat your food; so in return, you eat theirs.
Mutha fucka ate my sandwich! Guess we all playing sharks up in here!