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a girl who always has a lad on the go
sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"
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A person who will stalk on people eating to entice the fact that they are full as to gain the said for themselves. This especially with pizza and some form of shark like qualities.
Guy 1: "Hey Steve have you finished with that pizza yet? You like like you are getting full"
Guy 2: "Fuck off you pizza shark!"
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To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.
The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!
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A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".
Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!
Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!
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A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
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To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back
I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!
A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.