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the front passenger seat of automobile. same as calling 'shotgun'.
"Get in the side pocket, do not leave the side pocket."
"I got side pocket!"
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A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.
Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...
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the bottom of your cock because it is closer to your asshole
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When in bed, the side of the dog you don't want facing you if you want to get any sleep.
The uncomfortable position when your dog pushes his legs into you while you're trying to sleep.
Upon waking with the family dog...
Margo: I didn't sleep worth a shit last night.
Todd: I feel awesome! What's your problem?
Margo: You didn't get stuck with the leg side!
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To go from a straight person to a gay person.
After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.
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When your carpenter named Danny constantly put you in shitty situations whilst never performing his job adequately.
Once again Danny has side fucked me by not showing up to work.
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When you are engaged in a social media conversation (i.e. FB status) and one of the commenters texts you when they disagree with what is being said or have additional private information.
Mary side-texted me after she saw what Asia's response was to her Facebook status.
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